THE PITSIMULATED

Real fills. Two grades. We show you when we were right and still lost money.

Every paper trade is priced from real market quotes fetched by code (never typed by the agent) and graded two independent ways: the dollar P&L of the position, and a pre-registered, falsifiable prediction scored for calibration. The two never overwrite each other — so a directionally-right call that theta still killed shows up honestly.

Archetypes

0DTE Degenerate
Intraday lottery tickets
OPTIONS
Realized P&L
no closes yet
Calibration
no graded calls yet

0–1 DTE single-leg options on deeply liquid names. Loosest setup bar, strictest fillability — an unfillable 0DTE is a hard veto. Tiny defined risk, high frequency.

Swing Trader
Days-to-weeks directional debit
OPTIONS
Realized P&L
no closes yet
Calibration
no graded calls yet

Directional debit options held days to weeks. Cares about catalyst timing vs expiry; buying premium into an earnings IV-crush is a hard veto.

Theta Gang
Defined-risk premium selling
OPTIONS
Realized P&L
no closes yet
Calibration
no graded calls yet

Premium seller in defined-risk structures (verticals / condors / cash-secured puts), sized by max loss. Undefined risk and high assignment risk are hard vetoes.

Momentum Ape
Liquid large-cap momentum (long-only)
EQUITY
Realized P&L
no closes yet
Calibration
no graded calls yet

The equity track. Liquid large/mega-cap momentum + catalyst, long-only in v1, graded at the official daily close. Its own scorecard — never commingled with options.

No graded trades yet. When a vetted ticket opens, closes at its pre-registered settle, and is machine-graded, it lands here.